Here's the convo:
C: Hey hey. What r u doing? 6:16
Me: I am on the way home. Blasting Deadmau5 6:19
Me: You? 6:20
C: Driving and texting is dangerous! Boss was in town and had a drink with him. Was gonna ask if u wanted to grab dinner with me. 6:22
Me: would love to! but further notice would have been better. Now I'm home :9 6:25
C: It was a spontaneous idea! Have a good night. 6:27
Me: my work ends a lot sooner than yours. I don't work that much! 6:30
C: That's no excuse! 6:35
Me: can this spontaneous power be harnessed for say... 2 hrs in advance? 6:35
C: Yes, dinner at 8:30 tonight 6:36
Me: awww I can't. I have a client call at 9 :( and I don't have a PC laptop 6:37
C: I tried 6:39
Me: :( 6:39
Me: but also my dear... I have your chest/throat thing. Couldn't stop coughing. 6:43
C: You're right. That's exactly how I feel! 6:43
Me: still?! 6:44
C: Oh, sorry. Hope it doesn't get worse. Still? No, your frown face. I'm about 95% better. 6:45
Me: well good. I took some Nyquil the other night... and room wouldn't stop spinning. So now doing w/o 6:46
C: That's cuz you're a light weight and can't handle the alcohol in nyquil. U prolly got red in the face! 6:49
Me: no idea what color I was, but I certainly felt green! 6:49
C: With envy? Not a good look for u. 6:51
Me: green is a sailor's term for wanting to puke your guts up 6:51
C: Red right returning! 6:55
Me: Friday? 7:09
C: Going out with friends. How about Sunday? 7:24
Me: Sunday after I get back from sailing then :) 7:26
Me: you cooking? 7:27
C: I dunno. Do u want me to cook? 7:37
Me: if you don't mind. 7:37
Me: we could go out too. Up to you. 7:38
Me: I must admit, I'm still fascinated by the idea of a man who cooks :)- 7:38
C: I don't mind. Do u have something in mind u want? I get my message then afterwards. 7:39
C: Otherwise ill pick something easy. Comfort food. 7:40
Me: message or massage? hell, you cook, you get blowjobs too! 7:40
Me: it didn't happen last time cause you got sick. 7:41
C: I'm cooking then. And I didn't even think u give blowjobs. I'll take a bj instead of my massage. 7:42
Me: you can have both massage and blowjob :) 7:43
C: With release? Yay! I'll be sure to cook something fulfilling! 7:45
Me: well.... I'm only going to swallow if you're on the pineapple juice diet. 7:46
C: I drink lots of water and eat lots of vegetables! It'll taste like cucumber water! 7:49
Me: not good enough. You probably eat asparagus too. 7:49
C: I'm abstaining from eating asparagus and will buy a keg of pineapple juice! 7:51
Me: deal. 7:52
C: I might do a roast chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy! What time do u think you'll be over? 7:57
Me: 6 or 7 ish at the latest 7:58
Me: http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2010/07/the-end-of-men/8135/2/ 8:04
C: Oh no, I got out of retail for a reason! I'm going to dedicate my free time to speaking to young boys the importance of a higher education! 8:13
Me: its rather scary what's happening to the men and boys. There aren't many left! 8:13
C: I'll just have that many more women working for me in ten years! Just joking 8:16
Me: or you'll be working for them! 8:16
Me: a comment you made struck me as funny. You think I don't do blowjobs? But you still want to hang out?! Does not compute! 8:18
C: I'll have seniority by then! Or ill have to start my own company. 8:19
C: I still held out hope u did give blowjobs. It wasn't entirely ruled out. 8:20
Me: LOL!
Hold on a minute here... what am I doing? The sex was awful. I mean, I can't believe I miss an episode of Dexter for this, it was so awful. But he cooks! And makes crème brûlée! And he's the sweetest, most well mannered New England boy I've ever encountered. ARgh!
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