Roster

Here's the revolving door of my sex life. I wouldn't call it love life cause really, what's love got to do with it?

Johnny: April 2008- June 2010. The love of my life. Currently rotting in county jail. Very hot, very psychotic, amazing sex, very disturbed. Parted on the worse terms possible. Somebody is grateful there wasn't lead involved. He's a 0 cause he shouldn't be anywhere near a woman.

Dutch guy: Sept 2010-Jan 2010. Very hot, very messed up emotionally due to psycho ex wife & sweet kids. He's okay in bed - a tragic tendency of the previously married. Parted on good terms. He's a 6.

NYE guy: 31 Dec, 2010 - 26 Jan 2011. Very polite until he went rudely silent. Not enough balls to say you're not interested anymore? My clit is still traumatized from the whisker burns. On a scale of 1 to 10, he's a 5.

Brian aka Hugh Jackman: Nov/Dec - present. Friends since college, but hooked up just recently when we both became sexual free agents and didn't want to date anybody. Fantastic sex. Respect him way too much to turn him into a boy toy though. No romantic interest on either our parts. He's a 7.5

TDD aka Fonzi. Feb - present. Sat on his face twice, sex twice, went out for drinks twice, and one morning coffee. Very hot, sex is good, and slightly selfish. This may be a ships passing in the night thing. Amazing sense of humor. He's a risky 8.

There's a few potential candidates that may be added to the roster... as always.