No Tennis, but Lots O Fun

Monday eve this week I did nothing. I just came home and vedg'd. Tuesday Farrah and Zora impulsive stopped in the city and we went out for happy hour. I had a yen to head to Americano and we ended up talking to a bunch of idiots. I bounced to the court yard & later on we bounced to a bunch of different places, talked to a bunch of different people. It was a Tuesday night so mostly guys out and about.

It was kinda sad to see how lame these guy's games are. One guy wanted on Farrah something bad, but kept ignoring Zora and arguing with me. Dude, if you want a girl, then impress her friends! One thing I hate about Americano... yuppy financial dweebs. They think they're macho, they think they're hot, they think with all their money they are on top of the world. But all that ain't gonna give you game, sugar. Don't make you a gentleman either just cause you can buy a girl a drink. So freaking lame.

Wednesday night I begged off whatever plans I had for ballet practice. Never made it. I came out and passed out as soon as the shoes came off. Man I was tired.

Last night, Tennis Guy and I had plans for tennis. But idiot me forgot the racket again. So we ended up having drinks at Bloodhound. It was right next to Fonzi's office but he couldn't come out. Poor thing is overloaded with work. So Tennis Guy and I had drinks, I kicked his butt at two games of pool. Then we went for some Indian food, the bounced over to this awesome bar by his house. And oh funny, funny, he lives super close to Fonzi and B. Small flippin' world ya? I've already crossed the Richmond district off my list of hangouts cause too many exes there. I hope to god I don't have to cross off Fillmore St. I love Fillmore St. I wanna live on Fillmore St damnit.

So Tennis guy and I had drinks at the Lion's Pub. Then this dude walks over and says, "Are you [name]?"

Tennis: yes

Dude: You had an affair with my wife.

Tennis: Lee something, right?

Me: uuh.......

Dude: No, you had an affair with my wife!

Holy shit we were in a dark pub and this dude looked ready to punch Tennis guy in the face. I was still sitting down at the table. Tennis guy is standing up talking to this dude. The situation was clearly unstable. This would be a really, really good time to bounce.

Then some more guys came by, Tennis guy recognizes them and starts laughing. We were just punk'd. OMG. Hahahhaa! It was awesome. Turns out the guy that came up to us later was Tennis Guy's best friend. I couldn't stop laughing. These guys have awesome senses of humor!

After a few chats, Tennis guy and I bounced to his place... across the street. We tried to watch the hockey game but it went way into overtime and the DVR didn't catch it. We ended up watching Ghost in the Shell and I fell asleep on the couch somewhere into the movie. Woke up this morning and Tennis guy drops me off at work and he headed off to work. I showered at the office and then walked around SoMa for a bit. It was a fantastic night. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time from start to finish. It was a perfect time. I am resolved to boot all the guys I can't be friends with from my horizon.