Making Myself Relatable

Karrie thinks I'm a highly functioning ADD or ADHD... whatever that is. Attention deficit stuff. Really? I always thought most people were boring and a bit dumb...err I mean, not very high IQ and couldn't think that fast. I never paid attention to most people because they couldn't keep up with me... now I guess I'm the handicap. It's not that most people aren't that smart it's that I'm too fast and need to dumb myself down... with labels like ADD. And alcohol.

Cause it's the only way to make anyone relate to me...

One day I discovered that drinking alcohol makes me a little slower, a little dumber, a little more tolerant of idiocy... and more relatable to most people. It makes me more approachable, less intimidating... hell even my boss says I'm intimidating to people who aren't as confident as I am. So the big handicap in my life is that I'm beyond the bell curve. I'm on the other side, instead of the monkey side. Which can be just as bad. The good news is there will always be plenty of alcohol.