pointless...

and the mulberry bush got back to me. It was a text conversation that antagonized. The ending?

"anyhow, thank you for reminding me how pointless this is. I shall miss those kisses and little else"

Really, who would've thought that part of the dating game was to antagonize your date until you alienate her? Good job.

I knew I should've stuffed that defective fish back in the pond :|

I am going to give your Xmas present to the homeless.