mardi 11 mars 2008

Memo Politico: the affronted wife

Elliot, you dumb shit, you just had to didn't you? And during the press conference of your asinine endeavours, you just had to drag your poor wife, Silda, with you. It was obvious she wanted to be anywhere but on national television to be the whipping boy for everyone's pity stares.

So here's the Memo: to all politco wives who've been publicly humiliated thus, stay home. It's now your kitchen sink, throw it where you will. My recommendation is to make a target of the douche-bag who couldn't keep his pants off media radars. I don't always think of cheating as grounds for divorce, but public humiliation is unforgivable.

While I do understand the reason to have the wife by the politico's side when you're up shits creek, you don't grab a turd for a paddle. Leave the wife at home, let her have her own press conference. Instead, by making her cleave to your side, it's making her look like she's condoning such behaviour.

I do not support public humiliation. Ever.

PS, why couldn't you just have a hot mistress? That's much more easily explained and acceptable than a prossie. Stupid people.

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